‘I tried to be normal once….worst two minutes of my life.’ Ziad K. Abdelnour
Family and friends say I’m not all there. So where the hell’s the rest of me?
I’ve been a qualified professional photographer for over 30 years and yet I’m virtually wrinkle free. Awesome.
I trained as a medical photographer but wedding photography’s much more fun, there’s a lot less blood for a start!
I laugh at inappropriate things at inappropriate times; like when the wind took my dress up around my head at a wedding and everyone saw my knickers, and a bit more besides. I fell about laughing, the guests fell about ill. I don’t wear dresses like that anymore.
The potato crisp is mans single greatest invention and the olive his greatest discovery; both are my waistlines downfall.
I’m mystified! Neither Eddie Izzard, Jason Orange or Rufus Sewell have asked for my hand in marriage. I’ve promised them olives. I’ve promised we’ll do bad things!
If we learn from our mistakes how come I’m still so bad at maths?
Apparently my problem is I’ve never grown up! Durrrr! How’s that my problem?
My pugs can smile and my cats purr a lot; Eddie Izzard reckons cats don’t purr they’re drilling.
I have eclectic tastes in music and listen to Radio 3, Punk Rock and Queen, although I’m currently in love with Jake Bugg & Miles Kane.
I was into Heavy Metal when I got married. I had a perm. I looked like a Cocker Spaniel in a wedding dress. Such an epic look!
John Logie Baird was a great psychic! Knowing I would love to watch Top Gear and the Superbike racing he invented the TV. Good old Jonny, how thoughtful.
I’ve seen Die Hard six million times and Sense and Sensibility about the same.
I saw a duck sleeping at the side of a pond once, it was dreaming; I’ve wondered ever since what it was dreaming about!
But what care you of me when there’s you my peeps! Ring! Ring! Let me know how you met; your lovely love story and fab wedding plans. In the words of Bruce Willis, kind of, ‘Come to Nottingham, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.’
Yvonne Lishman B.Ed Hons LBPPA ~ Stellar Wedding Photography For The Unconventional.
Telephone: 07850-651-851 0115-9147-103
Yvonne Lishman Photography, Camelot Street, Nottingham. NG11 6AN